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My baby sis showing off her hair

This drink is awesome

collegehumor:

Are You an Alcoholic?

Hi, I’m John, and I’m an alcoholic - who would like to place an order?

Lol

collegehumor:

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out

Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?

No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.

But it’s chocolate fudge!

Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.

I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.

Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?

…What?

Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?

Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?

No.

Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.

Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.
…

Your shoulders.
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Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.

No problem. Hey, wait a second.

What’s wrong? Continue

That’s f up dude

wilwheaton:

theremina:

geezmeeks:

i need to find video of this.

i neeeeeeed toooooo

Hohhh maaaiii gaaaaahhhd.

What the actual fuck is going on here?

Da f is she doing

Saw this on the way home last night